Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2020 16:15:26 GMT -6
Let’s get the quick results out of the way…
BreeTee Committee def. The Steeles
Dumbest tag team name of all time. But they won, I guess.
Leia LeBeau def. Tiny Des
LOL at Leia being afraid of a snake! What a fucking spaz!
Cheesecake def. Nina
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE TO CHEESECAKE? And didn’t this bitch just quit after Victoria beat her ass? What the fuck? I don’t get this. This is stupid! Why is Cheesecake even a THING?
Echo def. Alan Envy
Wow! Considering how she fucked me over that one time we were forced to team together, I honestly had no idea Echo knew how to wrestle. I will never forgive you for making me look like a dumbass during that match.
Pierce Manning def. Glory Braddock
Okay, I know Jenni provided a distraction but how in the world does a multi time world champion lose to the brother of the worst GM in GCW history? More on this when I recap the segments…
Brien Storm def. Andrew Wilkow
I guess the rightfully defunct NOW got some swell representation here. I guess that’s worth something for the superminority that even cares about that sort of thing.
Kelsey Spencer def. Megan Rydell
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! I don’t like her at ALL! EW! Melodramatic little grandma aged cunt! Ew! If your last name is Spencer, you’re a poison on this industry. Thank god I defeated Krissy already.
Best match: Storm vs. Wilkow - I appreciate solid technical wrestling considering this was how I was brought up in training.
Worst match: Cheesecake vs. Nina - For the mere existence of Cheesecake. Period.
Thought you’d lose, you did: Alan Envy.
Thought you’d lose, you didn’t: Pierce Manning.
Now… let’s talk about the MELODRAMA that this show was drenched in, okay?
I hate their stupid tag team name but at least the BreeTee committee knows how to have fun. I like how they’re not playing victim over their BLAH 2019 and that they just went out there and kicked some ass. But they REALLY (and I mean REALLY) need to work on their tag team name. I mean come on! That’s the laziest marketing I’ve seen since the brief, disgrace of a thing that was Carmine Reaper’s MWE career and it wasn’t even that long ago. With a name like that, I’m not sure I can take them that seriously even if they were to win the tag team titles.
Henri Black is upset because Jenni Anderson and Pierce Manning ran in and beat down both him and Glory Braddock? Get the fuck over it, you self-serving son of a bitch! “Your own personal nightmare before Christmas”? DEAR GOD! Are you KIDDING ME? Oh they RUINED your Christmas? Give me a fucking break! This is professional wrestling, not the Puppies, Rainbows and Unicorns show. Fuck off with this nonsense, grow some balls and get a life outside of wrestling since clearly… this is all you have.
Glory Braddock…. UGH! WHY is she still wrestling? Has she lost weight? Because she looks just a bit skinnier than when I last remembered her and not in a good way at all. Why is she even here? I never was a fan. Aside from winning her most recent world title match in an Elimination Chamber match a couple of years back, what’s the last significant thing she’s accomplished? You know what? I’m glad she lost to Pierce Manning. Maybe it’s a wake up call that she needs to stay behind the desk in GCW!
Now… as far as Jenni and Pierce go… love what they’re doing. They’re taking shit from nobody and grabbing this brand by the balls. I always was a Jenni fan personally. She’s one of the benchmarks in this business that I aspire to be. Pierce? I don’t HATE him. I don’t even DISLIKE him. It appears that after all these years, he’s finally broken free from the shadow of his sister. Good for him. I can’t stand his sister. As for what they had to say? Yes, Jenni EASILY replaces Glory in photoshoots. YES, Glory has ALWAYS been a fraud and a liar. Going through training, I saw this through Victoria’s career in GCW. I really hope that they accomplish their mission and expel Glory from professional wrestling.
Then there’s my segment with Vianca! 100/10! 50 stars! Nothing more needs to be said! Best part of the whole show!!!!
Megan Rydell talked a lot, but didn’t have much to really say. The one good thing I’ll give her is that she at least kept it short. By the way… wrestlers in this company REALLY need to stop making it a habit of mentioning championships that they won in ABC Wrestling. I HATE this! Why do you have to mention that you won a championship in Portland Pro? What IS Portland Pro? Why should I care? Nobody would care that I was PHW Pure Champion or California Wrestling Immortal Iconic Champion because those two companies are irrelevant trash. And can we STOP using “I am going to make an example out of X” as a promo point? GOD, have some ORIGINALITY! The fact that you LOST to Kelsey just makes you look like an even dumber bitch than you already are.
(CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE FIRST WEEKLY WINNER OF THE “SO RIDICULOUS” AWARD! DUMBASS!)
But nobody was more melodramatic or over the top than Kelsey Spencer on this night. Bloody hell… (shit, sounded like my trainer there for a second)... you make THAT much drama over not being a champion? If 2020 is the year that we see you as a champion in MWE then this brand is absolutely fucked because that’s the last thing any real wrestling fan wants to see. My goodness, can anyone be more two-faced than this bitch? What an arrogant, selfish display of “woe is me, everyone feel sorry for me”! My god woman, you should know better. THANK GOD Heath Williams broke up this pathetic monotony of horse shit from that horse faced bitch! But hey… all’s well that ends well. I vastly enjoyed Pinhead beating the shit out of her.
WHAT A GREAT WAY TO END THE NIGHT… (well… as great of a way that it could end without the vision of ME winning a championship… which btw, it’ll happen!)
LOVE: Jenni Anderson, Pierce Manning, Pinhead, Heath Williams
HATE: Glory Braddock, Kelsey Spencer, Henri Black, the fact that I wasn’t booked! (Fuck you front office!)
And that wraps up Hayley’s Hotseat for this week! Please leave your hate mail in the comments below!
BreeTee Committee def. The Steeles
Dumbest tag team name of all time. But they won, I guess.
Leia LeBeau def. Tiny Des
LOL at Leia being afraid of a snake! What a fucking spaz!
Cheesecake def. Nina
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE TO CHEESECAKE? And didn’t this bitch just quit after Victoria beat her ass? What the fuck? I don’t get this. This is stupid! Why is Cheesecake even a THING?
Echo def. Alan Envy
Wow! Considering how she fucked me over that one time we were forced to team together, I honestly had no idea Echo knew how to wrestle. I will never forgive you for making me look like a dumbass during that match.
Pierce Manning def. Glory Braddock
Okay, I know Jenni provided a distraction but how in the world does a multi time world champion lose to the brother of the worst GM in GCW history? More on this when I recap the segments…
Brien Storm def. Andrew Wilkow
I guess the rightfully defunct NOW got some swell representation here. I guess that’s worth something for the superminority that even cares about that sort of thing.
Kelsey Spencer def. Megan Rydell
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! I don’t like her at ALL! EW! Melodramatic little grandma aged cunt! Ew! If your last name is Spencer, you’re a poison on this industry. Thank god I defeated Krissy already.
Best match: Storm vs. Wilkow - I appreciate solid technical wrestling considering this was how I was brought up in training.
Worst match: Cheesecake vs. Nina - For the mere existence of Cheesecake. Period.
Thought you’d lose, you did: Alan Envy.
Thought you’d lose, you didn’t: Pierce Manning.
Now… let’s talk about the MELODRAMA that this show was drenched in, okay?
I hate their stupid tag team name but at least the BreeTee committee knows how to have fun. I like how they’re not playing victim over their BLAH 2019 and that they just went out there and kicked some ass. But they REALLY (and I mean REALLY) need to work on their tag team name. I mean come on! That’s the laziest marketing I’ve seen since the brief, disgrace of a thing that was Carmine Reaper’s MWE career and it wasn’t even that long ago. With a name like that, I’m not sure I can take them that seriously even if they were to win the tag team titles.
Henri Black is upset because Jenni Anderson and Pierce Manning ran in and beat down both him and Glory Braddock? Get the fuck over it, you self-serving son of a bitch! “Your own personal nightmare before Christmas”? DEAR GOD! Are you KIDDING ME? Oh they RUINED your Christmas? Give me a fucking break! This is professional wrestling, not the Puppies, Rainbows and Unicorns show. Fuck off with this nonsense, grow some balls and get a life outside of wrestling since clearly… this is all you have.
Glory Braddock…. UGH! WHY is she still wrestling? Has she lost weight? Because she looks just a bit skinnier than when I last remembered her and not in a good way at all. Why is she even here? I never was a fan. Aside from winning her most recent world title match in an Elimination Chamber match a couple of years back, what’s the last significant thing she’s accomplished? You know what? I’m glad she lost to Pierce Manning. Maybe it’s a wake up call that she needs to stay behind the desk in GCW!
Now… as far as Jenni and Pierce go… love what they’re doing. They’re taking shit from nobody and grabbing this brand by the balls. I always was a Jenni fan personally. She’s one of the benchmarks in this business that I aspire to be. Pierce? I don’t HATE him. I don’t even DISLIKE him. It appears that after all these years, he’s finally broken free from the shadow of his sister. Good for him. I can’t stand his sister. As for what they had to say? Yes, Jenni EASILY replaces Glory in photoshoots. YES, Glory has ALWAYS been a fraud and a liar. Going through training, I saw this through Victoria’s career in GCW. I really hope that they accomplish their mission and expel Glory from professional wrestling.
Then there’s my segment with Vianca! 100/10! 50 stars! Nothing more needs to be said! Best part of the whole show!!!!
Megan Rydell talked a lot, but didn’t have much to really say. The one good thing I’ll give her is that she at least kept it short. By the way… wrestlers in this company REALLY need to stop making it a habit of mentioning championships that they won in ABC Wrestling. I HATE this! Why do you have to mention that you won a championship in Portland Pro? What IS Portland Pro? Why should I care? Nobody would care that I was PHW Pure Champion or California Wrestling Immortal Iconic Champion because those two companies are irrelevant trash. And can we STOP using “I am going to make an example out of X” as a promo point? GOD, have some ORIGINALITY! The fact that you LOST to Kelsey just makes you look like an even dumber bitch than you already are.
(CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE FIRST WEEKLY WINNER OF THE “SO RIDICULOUS” AWARD! DUMBASS!)
But nobody was more melodramatic or over the top than Kelsey Spencer on this night. Bloody hell… (shit, sounded like my trainer there for a second)... you make THAT much drama over not being a champion? If 2020 is the year that we see you as a champion in MWE then this brand is absolutely fucked because that’s the last thing any real wrestling fan wants to see. My goodness, can anyone be more two-faced than this bitch? What an arrogant, selfish display of “woe is me, everyone feel sorry for me”! My god woman, you should know better. THANK GOD Heath Williams broke up this pathetic monotony of horse shit from that horse faced bitch! But hey… all’s well that ends well. I vastly enjoyed Pinhead beating the shit out of her.
WHAT A GREAT WAY TO END THE NIGHT… (well… as great of a way that it could end without the vision of ME winning a championship… which btw, it’ll happen!)
LOVE: Jenni Anderson, Pierce Manning, Pinhead, Heath Williams
HATE: Glory Braddock, Kelsey Spencer, Henri Black, the fact that I wasn’t booked! (Fuck you front office!)
And that wraps up Hayley’s Hotseat for this week! Please leave your hate mail in the comments below!
