Post by trixie on Oct 19, 2019 6:06:26 GMT -6
HALLOWEEN COSTUME SHOPPING (OFF-CAMERA)
EXTERIOR - STREET - FLORIDA
EXTERIOR - STREET - FLORIDA
Bree is dressed in a pair of slim fitting jeans with a red and white tee on and has her jacket hanging over her forearms as she's joined by Chris. Chris has on a pair of grey sweats and a black tank top with an old school Miami Heat ball cap on.
BREE:
Told you I knew where the store was, Dude.
Told you I knew where the store was, Dude.
Bree says as she opens the door and inside she sees a very well decorated store for Halloween. Dangling skeletons, cobwebs, pumpkins with a flicker of fire in them or lights ranging from green, yellow and purple in colour.
CHRIS:
It felt like I drove around for an hour while you tried to remember.
It felt like I drove around for an hour while you tried to remember.
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INTERIOR - HALLOWEEN COSTUME SHOP - FLORIDA
He walks in behind Bree, taking in the Halloween decor that the pop-up store has up. He spies a few silly costumes like a two-person donkey set up or a clown… goddamn clowns… Chris shudders for a moment.
CHRIS:
Impressive store though. Didn’t think it’d be this large.
Impressive store though. Didn’t think it’d be this large.
BREE:
Halloween's a pretty popular holiday and I'm pretty sure costume parties are making a comeback.
Halloween's a pretty popular holiday and I'm pretty sure costume parties are making a comeback.
As Bree goes down the aisle specifically for TV costumes. She sees a Walter White costume, Rick Grimes and so on. Bree stops briefly to redo her messy ponytail with her scrunchy and notices a Top Gun one.
BREE:
You ever dress up as Goose or Maverick?
You ever dress up as Goose or Maverick?
He shook his head. Although he’d never say it, Chris really saw Top Gun and has just gone along with most anything said about the film.
CHRIS:
Not at all. I wouldn’t look good in a flight jumpsuit, I don’t think.
Not at all. I wouldn’t look good in a flight jumpsuit, I don’t think.
Now he was looking at some of the outfits from TV shows, spotting one that was from The Simpsons.
CHRIS:
Why would anyone want to get a large blue wig to be Marge Simpson? Just put a cast on and be Bart when he broke his leg jumping off the treehouse into the pool. Don’t get it.
Why would anyone want to get a large blue wig to be Marge Simpson? Just put a cast on and be Bart when he broke his leg jumping off the treehouse into the pool. Don’t get it.
Chris could only shrug as he kept looking.
BREE:
I don't think that has ever happened on the show, Dude.
I don't think that has ever happened on the show, Dude.
She says with a peculiar look and then looks at the Marge Simpson outfit as a definite No. He gives Bree a look, one that says do not doubt my Simpsons knowledge.
CHRIS:
Are you trying to tell me that I don’t know The Simpsons? Breeberry, you’re crazy. I have every season on DVD. I’ve seen that episode numerous times. Nelson dares Bart to jump off the treehouse, he misses, lands on the ground and breaks his leg.
Are you trying to tell me that I don’t know The Simpsons? Breeberry, you’re crazy. I have every season on DVD. I’ve seen that episode numerous times. Nelson dares Bart to jump off the treehouse, he misses, lands on the ground and breaks his leg.
A huff follows.
CHRIS:
I will literally show you later if you don’t believe me.
I will literally show you later if you don’t believe me.
BREE:
Ok then, you can. I think you're mixing up with the big grand canyon jump they did that one time.
Ok then, you can. I think you're mixing up with the big grand canyon jump they did that one time.
Bree says while picking up Disney's Merida.
BREE:
Well I've got Honey's costume.
Well I've got Honey's costume.
Chris shook his head. Not as the costume for Honey, but rather Bree’s lack of Simpsons knowledge. He spies a few potential Disney costumes for himself, but continues to search before wanting to settle.
CHRIS:
It’s not the canyon jump. Anyways, good choice for Honey. I should find something for Cassidy. I think those two would hit it off famously as friends.
It’s not the canyon jump. Anyways, good choice for Honey. I should find something for Cassidy. I think those two would hit it off famously as friends.
He smiles. Chris really wants his young cousin to be more social and make friends.
CHRIS:
So you finding anything yet? We could go look at the skimpy costumes if you’re looking to make a big impression.
So you finding anything yet? We could go look at the skimpy costumes if you’re looking to make a big impression.
A laugh follows as he braces to catch a backhand from Bree. Bree gives him a side glance.
BREE:
Do I look like I wear skimpy costumes on Halloween, Dude?
Do I look like I wear skimpy costumes on Halloween, Dude?
And let's her stare last a few seconds before looking back at the costumes. He thinks about it for a moment, unsure if he should be serious or not.
CHRIS:
Well, I did tell you about that sexy waitress dream after all.
Well, I did tell you about that sexy waitress dream after all.
He snickers and shakes his head, his face becoming red at the thought anyways. Chris turned around to spot a different set of costumes, more of a movie collection. One of the first he saw was the tools to be Chuckie from Child’s Play.
CHRIS:
If I had red hair, I could pull off Chuckie, but I don’t.
If I had red hair, I could pull off Chuckie, but I don’t.
BREE:
But he's so evil though.
But he's so evil though.
A shiver goes down Bree's spine when she sees the picture of Chuckie.
BREE:
Black Widow and Captain America though. I'm not sure which one Millie would like best.
Black Widow and Captain America though. I'm not sure which one Millie would like best.
CHRIS:
Don’t know Millie well enough to really help you out, honestly.
Don’t know Millie well enough to really help you out, honestly.
He thought about picking up a Thor costume, but it’s a bit too generic for him. Chris continues to spy through the superhero section.
CHRIS:
I just don’t like the idea of going as a superhero. Too many people already do it.
I just don’t like the idea of going as a superhero. Too many people already do it.
BREE:
What about a villain like …
What about a villain like …
Bree goes along the aisle with the Smith Shopping skill on full display, weaving out the right ones like a machine.
BREE:
Agent Smith from the Matrix?
Agent Smith from the Matrix?
CHRIS:
Didn’t like the Matrix. Overrated non-sense that was sunk even lower by two bad sequels.
Didn’t like the Matrix. Overrated non-sense that was sunk even lower by two bad sequels.
He stuck his tongue out looking at the costume.
CHRIS:
Plus all you need for that is a suit and a pair of sunglasses. I have that at home.
Plus all you need for that is a suit and a pair of sunglasses. I have that at home.
Chris finds a costume, one that begins to crack him up. A librarian.
CHRIS:
I think your search is over, Breeberry.
I think your search is over, Breeberry.
Bree gives him a clenched smile and walks over to the other side.
BREE:
I'll have that one if you go as…
I'll have that one if you go as…
And Bree pulls up a Tyler Durden costume complete with blood makeup. Chris gives a good look and then smiles.
CHRIS:
I do love Fight Club. Got the book, the comic sequel and the movie. I think I could pull off a good Tyler Durden. Good looking out.
I do love Fight Club. Got the book, the comic sequel and the movie. I think I could pull off a good Tyler Durden. Good looking out.
Without as much of a warning, he gives Bree a peck on the cheek.
CHRIS:
This will do quite well indeed!
This will do quite well indeed!
Bree then tries to fight her smile while taking the Librarian costume and checks the size. Luckily it was indeed her size.
BREE:
I didn't know there was a comic book about it. I did like the movie. It was surreal.
I didn't know there was a comic book about it. I did like the movie. It was surreal.
CHRIS:
It wasn’t really that good, but it exists.
It wasn’t really that good, but it exists.
He saw Bree trying to hide that smile after the quick kiss.
CHRIS:
So, now that we got our costumes, what next? A trip to the grocery store so I can get some fresh cut New York strip steaks, some veggies and potatoes?
So, now that we got our costumes, what next? A trip to the grocery store so I can get some fresh cut New York strip steaks, some veggies and potatoes?
Which makes Bree feel her stomach which now angrily craved steak. She nods and takes the costumes from him.
BREE:
Yep. I'll go pay for these first.
Yep. I'll go pay for these first.
CHRIS:
Hey, I can pay for my own costume, Breeberry!
Hey, I can pay for my own costume, Breeberry!
He took the Durden outfit as he didn’t want to have her pay for it.
CHRIS:
Also, I got something to tell you.
Also, I got something to tell you.
BREE:
What's that, Jack?
What's that, Jack?
He smiles before kissing Bree again, only this time a passionate one on the lips. Suffice to say, she didn't see it coming and stood shocked and stunned and blushing long after he left her lips. Eventually she would snap back to reality and try to play cool by clearing her throat.
BREE:
So….um….steak?
So….um….steak?
Followed by a frantic few blinks as she re-grasped her bearings. Chris kept smiling as he paid for his costume.
CHRIS:
Yes, steak. All the steak you want. Well… within reason, I’m not buying 10.
Yes, steak. All the steak you want. Well… within reason, I’m not buying 10.
A laugh came next. Bree shakes her head.
BREE:
I'm not an eating machine! You enter an eating contest ONE TIME…
I'm not an eating machine! You enter an eating contest ONE TIME…
She outwardly monologues before cutting in front of him to pay for her costume first. He watches Bree cut in front of him, smiling due to the fact he could sneak a look at her body.
CHRIS:
Which I won.
Which I won.
BREE:
Nu uh. I won.
Nu uh. I won.
And Bree gets her bags, with her costume and the gift for Honey and Millie. She steps aside for Chris to pay for his. After Chris pays for his costume, the two head outside and back to his car where he opens the trunk for the bags to get put down.
CHRIS:
It’s okay you won’t admit that I won. I understand you have to keep feeling like you’re the best wing eater. We just both know who the king is.
It’s okay you won’t admit that I won. I understand you have to keep feeling like you’re the best wing eater. We just both know who the king is.
BREE:
Yep! She's the badass wing king who moonlights as a Librarian, Son!
Yep! She's the badass wing king who moonlights as a Librarian, Son!
Bree says loading the costumes in and the pair continue to bicker over wings as they get into the car together, next stop for the pair being the grocery store...