Post by gvb on Apr 26, 2022 2:15:19 GMT -6
Riot in Maine
Live from Cross Insurance Center in Portland, ME
Sunday, April 17th, 2022
Junior Heavyweight Championship Match
JJ Night © VS Donovan Keane
WINNER: JJ Night (STILL JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION) BY: Pinfall (Amaterasu), 10:31 |
We open backstage in the dressing room area of the Cross Insurance Center in Portland, Maine. It is there that we find “The British Bombshell” Glory Braddock stretching in preparation for her upcoming tag team match. Tonight on Riot she is yet again teaming with her childhood best friend Sophie O’Brian. For those who know Braddock, they find it strange that as long as she and Sophie have been friends and allies, and as close as they are, they have never before tried to win tag team gold together. Is this the beginning of a new partnership and a new achievement for the pair of friends? Time will tell, but Braddock certainly hopes so. The British Bombshell is focused intently on her preparation, but her reverie is broken when she feels a tapping on her shoulder. Glory turns around and finds Sophie O’Brian standing there behind her.
Glory Braddock:
Where the hell have you been, mate? We have a match tonight and we still haven’t discussed strategy.
Sophie O’Brian:
Strategy? Gloria, the strategy is simple…the bigger they are, the harder they fall. I am aware that they are big, they are powerful, but we are much more intelligent than those two foul smelling gorillas. We will outwit them, outwrestle them, and then humble them. It’s as easy as that.
Braddock chuckles.
Glory Braddock:
You seem more confident than usual. Don’t you think you might be underestimating Tank and Dusty a little?
Sophie O’Brian:
Trust me, Gloria, I know what I am talking about. I know because I know their type. My brother IS their type…big, dumb, all power and no brains
Glory Braddock:
You can go in with that attitude if you want but I refuse to underestimate anyone. Besides, Tank and Dusty have tag team experience that we lack. Our first outing as a tag team was against another team that had never worked together before. Faizah thought she could use us as a stepping stone and we proved her wrong. But tonight is different. Tank and Dusty have experience working together. This will be challenging.
Braddock places a hand on Sophie’s shoulder.
Glory Braddock:
But I know that you and I can win.
Sophie O’Brian:
Why have we never done this before, Gloria? I have been tag team champions with multiple partners before, but never with you, and you are my closest friend. At times in my life, you were my only friend. Yet we never once tried to become tag team champions together.
Glory sighs.
Glory Braddock:
Part of it is my fault, I suppose. I have been so focused and so hell bent on my own singular success, making myself into this legend, and in the process of winning world title after world title, main eventing so many pay per views, I just forgot what is most important in life. I forgot about my family, my friends, and those who care about me. But that has changed. I think I finally managed to rediscover who I need to be and what my priorities should be. And I know that I don’t have many years left in my career, so one thing I definitely want to accomplish before all is said and done for me is win tag team gold with you.
Sophie O’Brian:
And what about winning another world championship?
The British Bombshell shrugs her shoulders.
Glory Braddock:
Who knows? Maybe it will come someday? I am definitely not forgetting about that, but like I said, my priorities are straight now and at the top of that list is you and me, winning the tag team titles.
Tag Team Match
Tank Steiner & Dusty Douglas VS Glory Braddock & Sophie O'Brian
WINNER: Sophie O’Brian & Glory Braddock BY: Pinfall (Ode To Braddock), 12:09 |
Here we are backstage at the Cross Insurance Center, and here are the twins themselves, Aliyah and Annica Greene, otherwise known as Bad & Boujee. The pair are as usual dressed in 100% matching sets of gear in blue, purple and silver, with sequins and fringe galore. Aliyah is fussing with her sister’s hair before the pair turn towards the approaching camera and give smirks in complete sync with each other’s.
Aliyah Greene:
Finally we facin’ a team that ain’t K20!
Annica Greene:
Aliyah but we can’t face K2O anymore… because they’re broke up! Karen at least finally gets to be the manager instead of askin’ for one tho.
Aliyah Greene:
Enough of thaaaaat mess. Let them get on with gettin’ on. Tonight here in FABULOUS Portland Maine… man, I didn’t know they did this so much, did you? Reusing names all over the place. Shouldn’t this be like, Old Portland and then the one in Oregon be New Portland? Anyway. We here in it, and we’re facing a team called f a b u l o u s.
Annica Greene:
Yep. Got a Collins and a Lasiewicz in that. What, y’all surprised we know who they is? You shouldn’t be.
Aliyah Greene:
We. Pay. Attention.
Each of those words was punctuated with a clap from the twins.
Annica Greene:
Say what you wanna, we ain’t stoppin’ you from it and honestly? We don’t CARE about ya words. Just care about seein’ first hand what ya got as a team. So, see you two out there.
The pair give a no-look high five and head out, swinging those lush hips as they go!
Singles Match
Julian Savell VS Gareth Prichard Jr.
WINNER: Gareth Prichard Jr. BY: Submission (Kneebar), 14:36 |
We open backstage, specifically at the ready area of the Cross Insurance Center in Portland, Maine; it is there where we see Summer Collins and Jessica Lasiewicz, the duo collectively known as Fabulous. Both are wearing matching ring gear; tri-colored royal blue, black, and white cheerleader uniforms with “Fabulous” printed on the front. Confident expressions are etched across their faces.
Summer Collins
Ok children, I hope everyone has been taking notes because class is back in session and your absolutely FABULOUS teachers are going to give you another lesson.”
Collins holds up one finger.
Summer Collins
Lesson number one, this tag team division STILL belongs to us. It still belongs to the very best tag team in wrestling today, and that team stands right here before you today. It is the only tag team that can simultaneously hold two tag team championships in two different companies. It is the only tag team that look damn good outside the ring and kick some major ass inside the ring. And it is the only tag team that can rock the sexy cheerleader look inside the squared circle. Of course I am talking about myself and Jessica Lasiewicz, together we are ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. We were once the queens of this tag team division. But then we stepped aside to pursue other opportunities. And all of these other teams out there…Glorious Golden Era, K20, Tiff and Meg, all them got their turn at the tag team championship for one reason and for one reason only.
Summer sneers.
Summer Collins
Because WE allowed it.
Jessica Lasiewicz:
If you don’t believe her just look take a look at exhibit A…we told our reigning champions, PAper Tiger Tiff and Paper Tiger Meg…that we were gonna punch them in the mouth, beat their asses, and humiliate them. And that’s exactly what happened. We marched to the ring, beat the champions, and looked great doing it. And in the process we put the entire tag team division on notice. Because we still have other teams out there who think that they can have the throne that rightfully belongs to us. Tank and Dusty…Glory and Sophie…Faizah and Millie…”
The Archangel points a finger into the camera.
Jessica Lasiewicz:
...and Bad & Boujee. Aliyah, Annica, I have to admit that I loved what you did to K20. You practically ran them out of the tag team division, you ran Karen out of wrestling. Now while that is definitely something that should make you a candidate for sainthood, it does not in any way shape or form entitle you to cut ahead of the line in terms of tag team championship contention. You beat Karen and Olly, and while that is impressive, the fact remains that the standard bearer in tag team wrestling is still ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. And if you want to advance your tag team credentials in MWE, you need to beat me and Summer.
Lasiewicz shakes her head.
Jessica Lasiewicz:
And that just isn’t going to happen.
Summer Collins:
Aliyah, Annica, class is in session. We are going to take you to school. Take notes, learn well the lessons of pain and heartache. Because tonight we remind you where your proper place is in the tag team food chain. Tonight we stake our claim to what we have already earned…a shot at the MWE World Tag Team Championship…and we will not let you stand in our way. We will do whatever it takes to get past you tonight.
Jessica Lasiewicz:
Whatever it takes. By any means necessary.
Summer Collins:
And THAT, ladies, is absolutely Fabulous.
Tag Team Match
Bad & Boujee VS Fabulous
WINNER: Bad & Boujee BY: Pinfall (Backslide Pin), 13:22 |
“Rinse. Wash. Repeat.”
The words echoed inside of the near empty locker room. Sitting in a brown leather chair, fully dressed for the night already, was Duke Andrews. Black long tights, sporting the Red, White and Blue designed up and down the right leg, the APE logo on the left left, the battle ape image. His knee pads donning an American flag on each, with Top Heel inscribed over in gold.
Duke Andrews:
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve been the biggest thorn in your side since you managed to rob me of my title. I’m not even ashamed of getting to this point. You have done nothing to earn that title of being World Champion. You have failed up and down the road. Needing interference to keep your reign alive when it’s about to slip. And then having the balls to deny the fact that you, the gothic queen, and Valentine have no connection? Get bent.
Duke adjusted one of his knee pads before he leaned forward. His t-shirt hung behind him on the wall, a black hat on backwards as he looked down at his folded hands.
Duke Andrews:
When it comes to this business you know that I’m better than you at every turn. Every sack of shit that spent their money to enter the arena tonight knows that. The idiots at home, they all know that as well. You want to throw strikes? I’m going to hit you harder. Wanna get down and try and be a technician? I’ll choke you out or snap your tendons with the snap of my fingers. Stand face to face and I’ll body you up on the mic.
Duke closed his hands as he hung his head. Taking a deep breath before lifting his eyes in the direction of the camera.
Duke Andrews:
That isn’t me just pounding my chest. This is me being real with you Nathaniel. This is me stating facts. This is a match you created. You set this up and now you have to face the consequences. Tonight, you face the reaper.
Duke lifted his head and a little smirk formed on his face.
Duke Andrews:
For whatever reason, Elsa made this match. Even out of her jurisdiction, which is fine. I’m not worried about who you find to be your lumberjacks. I’m expecting you to hunt high and low to find people that may not like me. I mean, I’ve given you a few days to see my lineup. I don’t even need to speculate who you’re choosing. That doesn’t bother me one bit. That doesn’t impose fear in me. I’ve gone toe to toe with some of the biggest, baddest, and best in this business. So I guess we will just wait and see what bottom of the barrel you bring to the ring. Remember this though, pal, this is the group that you need to save your ass.
A long sigh, a deep exhale as he looks up behind the camera before looking back down.
Duke Andrews:
Tonight is the end of your reign. Tonight I bring back my title. Tonight we go to war in that ring. Enough talking, big boy. Don’t worry, soon enough you can slip back into catering where you belong.
Devon Slayton is caught backstage by a camera man but he is suddenly stopped by Jenny Carter.
Jenny Carter:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm here backstage with Devon Slayton and...
Devon gently reaches over and takes the mic from the young woman with a polite nod.
Devon Slayton:
Let me guess, you want a word with me?
The interviewer nods with a confused look on her face.
Devon Slayton:
Well I'll give you and the rest of MWE a word...but not here, so if you'll please pardon me?
Devon then walks out of the camera's view, leaving a confused interviewer behind before the cameras cut to the entrance way where a strange reverbing noise starts to echo throughout the venue until finally it echoes into the opening of Rob Zombie's "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" as Devon Slayton himself comes walking out onto the entrance way with a towel around his neck and a confident smile on his face as he motions for his music to be cut before bringing a mic up to his lips
Devon Slayton:
Well hello there, Portland!! It's been a while hasn't it?
Look, I just wanted to be upfront and apologize for not being my usual bombastic self these past few months, you all deserve nothing but my fucking best and I've done nothing but fail you more than a handful of times and the reason is simple;
I got lost in a piss poor narrative.
A loud booing can be heard as Devon nods in agreement with the booing and then he waits for it to die back down before he brings his mic back up
Devon Slayton:
Now I'm not going to go into anything about this "narrative" or who caused it, but I want you all to understand that while it took one of the fucking *STIFFEST* slaps that I've ever had to knock me out of that narrative and back into reality, it also knocked some sense back into this broken and battered old brain of mine because after that slap, I took a long, hard think and the more that I thought about what had gone on...the more pissed off I got and the more pissed off that I got, the more that I realized just what I *should* fucking be doing with all of this pent up anger and fury...
Devon's face cracks into a wolfish smile which he then directs at the camera as he nods for a moment.
Devon Slayton:
I do believe that I...*owe* a couple of people a bad turn or two. Maybe I need to start practicing what I preach and maybe...just mmaayybbeee it's time for the talking to end and for me to just get back to doing what I do best and that's go down to that fucking ring and just fucking *WRESTLE*, what do you all think about THAT?!
The crowds in Portland explode with cheers as the former "Black Savior of the Dominion" spreads his arms out and takes in the cheers for little bit before he brings the mic back up as the cheering dies down.
Devon Slayton:
So tonight, the powers that be...they got yours truly in a title match against Abby Blake, Luna, and Tiana Petrova-Hammond for the TV title here in MWE...and I'm fine with that. I've got what, a one in four chance of walking out the new champion?
Devon acts like he's thinking for a few seconds before he gives a confident smirk to the camera.
Devon Slayton:
Sounds 'bout normal for me, doesn't it? Putting good old Devon into a clusterfuck of a match and see what he'll do...will he sink down to the bottom or will he grab ahold of some poor schmuck and use their body to push himself higher and higher and HIGHER...until he grasps that title for his own??
And you see ladies, that's where you're going to run into a real problem here tonight because not only do I feel like the good old Devon Slayton of old....but I also feel like the *BAD* old Devon Slayton of old, it's almost like that slap from Jacob Striker woke up the BEST and WORST in me, things that have been dormant for so long that I haven't been feeling like myself in just that long.
So now, now that those angels and demons in me have been woken up, ladies, you can sure as shit believe that I'm going into that title match later tonight with one goal on my mind and that's to tear the motherfucking house down and letting loose some anger that I've been needing to for quite a long time now...and if I just so happen to pick up that oh so valuable win to become the next TV champion for Millennium Wrestling Enterprises, than that's just icing on a very violent cake now isn't?
So ladies, tape your fists up really tight and make sure that you're ready for a fight because Devon MOTHER *FUCKING* Slayton is in the venue and you can bet that he's looking for a *FIGHT*!!
{Devon then tosses the mic into the air as his theme once more begins as he starts to head into the back}
MENTV Championship Match
Fatal 4-Way
Devon Slayton VS Tiana Petrova-Hammond VS Abby Blake VS LunaFatal 4-Way
WINNER: Devon Slayton (NEW MENTV CHAMPION) BY: Pinfall (Hellhound), 13:06 |
The scene opens backstage in the hallway. BROOKFORD is in his wrestling gear, the MWE World Championship is draped across his shoulder. Standing next to him is his manager, Evie.
The MWE World Champion stares coldly into the camera, conveying more emotion than he is used too.
BROOKFORD:
I’m the last person to be perceived as complaining. My motto is to come to work, do my job; leave. MWE pays me well enough money. But I do need to ask... what is the point of this lumberjack match? Elsa, you said something interesting April 6th, you only care about putting on the best shows for the fans. If that were true, wouldn’t the best way to settle Duke’s four month obsession with wanting a rematch is to settle things one-on-one?
BROOKFORD scoffs.
BROOKFORD:
Put us in a steel cage. Empty Arena. I don’t give a crap. Forcing the two of us to choose four lumberjacks, knowing that lumberjack matches, regardless of the well intentions, is a match type predicated on chaos. Duke has been questioning my legitimacy from the moment I choked him out in December, I can imagine the whining he’ll do if he perceives any of the lumberjacks cost him what he feels belongs to him. How is that good for business Elsa? You’ll be dealing with Duke complaining forever. The whole reason we are in this position is because his on again, sometimes off again buddy Alan Envy decided to show up for reasons during our last World Title fight. I am beyond done listening to Duke making excuses for his downfall.
BROOKFORD sighs.
BROOKFORD:
Whatever. Fine. I’ll play this game Elsa. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I make you this solemn promise, if I lose, you won’t hear me complain. I won’t beg for a rematch. I’ll congratulate Duke like a man and leave it at that. Maybe I’ll take some time off, no one can argue I haven’t earned the right. Quite frankly, what is keeping me here showing up every week is the World Championship. I’ve run through anyone who is everyone. What big money matches are there left for me? Who is stepping up their game to prove they are worthy? You trotted out Glory Braddock for Dark Web, a woman who didn’t deserve it. Bravo for Melissa for earning a second chance. And the only reason Duke has a second chance to take what’s mine is because I am a man of my word and didn’t screw him over when I very well could have. I could have left him laying in the middle of the ring, allowing Hearst or Olly to pin him, avoiding giving Duke a shot at my title all together out of spite. You’re lucky I am a goddamn professional. Despite my objections over the decision made to interject chaos into the fray, like a professional, I’ll do my job. That’s what I do. The time for talking on my end is over.
We're backstage, mere minutes before the main event. Surrounded by his trusted lumberjacks, Duke looks ready for the battle, focused and determined to take his title back. Some last words of encouragement from the people he chose to have at his side and he's ready to go. The circle of lumberjacks around him opens up to allow him to take the first step toward the gorilla position, but he's immediately stopped by a panting and visibly upset Meg Coleman. It's hard to make something out of what she's saying, but it has something to do with Tiffany Lynn-Page. The look on Duke's face immediately change to one of pure concern as the group quickly follows the tag team champion.
The room is a mess, there's stuff scattered all over the floor and a broken table, on top of which lays Tiffany. There's medic personnel all around her, trying to assert her condition after what looks like a brutal assault. There's a deep cut on her head, blood gushing from the wound, painting her blonde hair a dark shade of red. Duke pushes through the doctors to check on her, just as the tag team champion finally regain consciousness. His first question is, obviously, who did it, but Tiffany doesn't seem to remember. The physician politely asks Duke to step aside so that they could attend his girlfriend but Andrew' answer to his request is not as kind.
It's only when Tiffany assures him that she's fine and that he should go and take the title home that Duke stands up, a new fire burning in his eyes. Nina is the first to step up and check on him, but he nods and tells her that they should go. On his way out, he notices a size 12 boot bloody footprint on the floor close to where Tffany has been laid out, and a smaller one next to it.[ Is it Tiffany's? Or does it belong to someone else?
MWE World Championship Match
Lumberjack Match
BROOKFORD © VS Duke AndrewsLumberjack Match
WINNER: BROOKFORD (STILL MWE WORLD CHAMPION) BY: Pinfall (Problem… Solved), 18:48 |