Post by gvb on May 3, 2021 1:35:11 GMT -6
The show cut to a red curtain, drawing upon to reveal what seemed like a sitcom set. Everything was there, the big sofa in the middle of the room, an open plan kitchen and big windows displaying what seemed to be a poorly made cut out of the Chicago skyline. If anything, it was a low budget version of the famous Friends apartment, and even had a picture of Rachel, Phoebe and Monica on one of the walls. As some cheesy, 90’s theme indie tune played out, a small graphic appeared in the center of the screen, bearing the phrase “An Echo In The Room”, which then disappeared when the sounds of a studio audience applauding began to drown out the music. It was at this point that the gorgeous Leia LeBeau strode into the room, but instead of her traditional Showgirl attire, she seemed to be wearing a Chicago Fight Lab tracksuit, and her long brunette locks were covered with a beautiful blonde wig. As she strutted into view, she took a bow to the adoring audience, before speaking in a clearly over the top Russian accent.
”Yulia”:
Welcome to Chicago Fight Lab. We use to train mighty warrior, like big Russian bear. Like over there, we have Russian bear.
Over in the corner of the room was clearly a man in a very fluffy bear suit, wearing a t-shirt with Vladimir Putin’s face upon it.
Bear:
I am big Bear.
The camera cut back to “Yulia” at that moment, who was looking over at the ‘bear’ with her hand covering her mouth.
”Yulia”:
We treat many mighty warrior here in Putin sponsored Chicago Fight Labs, and do so on raw diet of potato vodka, Rocky IV training montages and milky syringe supplements like our country does in the Olympics, which is why we so successful and our success is why Mother Russia is banned. But I have issue, as our supplements were all taken by one trainee and now they thinks they are Red Guardian.
It was in that moment at the left side of the room, a figure came charging out of a door with a picture of Ivan Drago on it, crashing through and falling flat on their face as their wig fell off. They clumsily pulled themselves up, cursing under their breath as they reattached the wig. It was very clear that this was Bebe LeBeau, Leia’s little sister who was also MWE’s resident photographer and one of the camera crew. But her outfit was what was most eye catching, as she was wearing an exact replica of Echo’s ring gear.
“Echo”:
Aha! I have taken all of your supplements, Russki McFluskie! You didn’t even notice me stealing them away, not like anyone notices or pays attention to what I do anyway! Isn’t that right, Mr. Moretti?
As the camera turned, there was a figure reclining sofa with his back to the camera. They were on a mobile phone, oblivious to what was going on behind them, talking to whoever was on the other line.
“Vincent Moretti”:
Hey, Elsa. It’s me! Vinnie Ret! I was just wondering, are you straight yet?
The camera cut back to “Yulia” and “Echo”, the latter now seemingly wearing gigantic toy Incredible Hulk hands, and she was smashing them upon the table.
“Echo”:
I get away with everything, ‘cause I’m MWE’s resident piss break, cause all I do is swear, stamp on people generically and sweat profusely. Look at me sweat! Look at the sweat I will tweet for minimal likes!
The big bear then walked over, pouring a bucket of water over Echo’s head completely soaking
“Echo”:
Oh fuckity fuck, that is really cold!
The bear then poured another bucket over Echo, the water dripping off of them as they shivered. Echo banged their toy fists on the table, which made a “Hulk Smash” sound effect.
“Echo”:
Damn it, that is enough water.
She shivered again as the bear walked off out of sight, the audience laughing and applauding.
“Echo”:
See my all powerful, super stinky bish sweat! This is what I do! This is what I live for! Why should I listen to you, with your Ivan Drago training montages? I came here to be angry and sweat. Why would I want to train to be an athlete and a better person? I just want to sweat and be irrelevant and--
At this point, the bear came marching back with another bucket, emptying the contents all over Echo. This time it was clearly ice water, cubes tumbling down over her body. Their wig had fallen off at this point, and they stood there a frozen wreck.
“Echo”:
There. Are. Ice. Cubes. In. My. Butt!
Echo screamed out, fake Yulia unable to halt her laughter and neither could the bear. As the camera panned over to “Vinnie”, he could be heard speaking on the phone again.
“Vincent Moretti”:
Hey, Seth Iser! Yes I know you are the only person I care about on this roster, and the only one I pay attention to. I was wondering, do you know if Elsa is straight yet?
As the camera panned back to Echo and Yulia, the fake Echo stood there frozen to the spot, not quite sure what to say. They were dripping wet, a few ice cubes still resting on their head, as they stared at fake Yulia.
“Echo”:
I don’t know what else to say. I’ve only ever heard her say a maximum of three lines in any given television segment.
Fake Yulia then stood forward, losing her ridiculous Russian accent, and speaking clearly.
”Yulia”:
You know, you should have listened to Yulia.
“Echo”:
Psst. You’re Yule Log, remember?
The bear then turned up with another bucket of ice water for Echo, causing her to screech out due to the intense cold she was feeling.
”Yulia”:
You should have listened, because she was clearly the only one who seemed to care about your well being, and your career. Because the way you are going, you are just going to piss off the wrong person with your antics, and you are going to get put down.
Fake Yulia then pulled off her wig, revealing Leia LeBeau to the audience, the most obvious reveal of them all, but the applause they gave was monumental. Fake Echo then grimaced, hugging themselves tightly as they clenched their eyes shut.
Leia LeBeau:
And you have pissed off the wrong person.
Leia then suddenly scooped up fake Echo, and ran over carrying her, delivering a devastating Sit Out Powerbomb through a table. The bear then ran over, pointing and laughing at the downed Echo, as they pulled off their bear mask to reveal Donovan Keane beneath the disguise.
Donovan Keane:
Barista Bomb, bish!
He exclaimed, fake Echo (clearly Bebe LeBeau) rolling out in pain in the ruins of the table.
“Echo”:
OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE SOFT, FLUFFY CUSHIONS UNDERNEATH THIS! WHERE ARE THE SOFT, FLUFFY CUSHIONS?!
The camera then cut back over to The Show and her man, Donnie with an arm around his leading lady, and Leia resting a head on his shoulder.
Leia LeBeau:
You may think that you are all big and clever, Echo. You probably think you are indestructible. But let me The Show tell you this, you are not and I am going to prove it.
Leia took a step forward, looking more sure of herself and more determined than ever before, as Bebe could be heard whining about the lack of cushions in the background.
Leia LeBeau:
I am much more than the clueless Showgirl that debuted in the business a year and a half ago. I am now the longest reigning Junior Heavyweight Champion in the history of MWE. And I fought to earn this title, and I have fought to keep it. I’m not just a pretty face, and I am certainly not your punching bag, or here to be used as a statement to your former coaches. I am a champion. And I am going to show you exactly what champions do, especially to bullies.
Leia LeBeau:
This was supposed to be a celebration of my title achievements. But instead, The Show decided to put on a Show, and show you how it’s done. I am also using this opportunity to set things right, and prove to you that you have made a fatal mistake.
Leia LeBeau:
15th of May, Wells Fargo Center, Hic Sunt Leones. I am issuing you with a challenge. Leia LeBeau, versus Echo. Junior Heavyweight Championship on the line. And I will say this, you may be best trying to patch things up with your past advisors. Because if you ask them, they will know with what The Show has planned, you’d be better off tucking your tail and forgetting all about this. Because I am The Show, and this is my place. And you really don’t know what is coming for you.
Leia and Donnie then walked off stage, the audience applauding as the credits began to roll. As they did though, the shot zoomed in on Bebe LeBeau, still laying down in agony amongst the broken table. Fake Vincent walked past her as Bebe outstretched her hand, asking for help.
“Vincent Moretti”:
Hey, Bebe! Do you know if Elsa is straight yet?
He asked, as Bebe rolled her eyes and began to crawl away, the audience giving one last bout of applause before fading away.
”Yulia”:
Welcome to Chicago Fight Lab. We use to train mighty warrior, like big Russian bear. Like over there, we have Russian bear.
Over in the corner of the room was clearly a man in a very fluffy bear suit, wearing a t-shirt with Vladimir Putin’s face upon it.
Bear:
I am big Bear.
The camera cut back to “Yulia” at that moment, who was looking over at the ‘bear’ with her hand covering her mouth.
”Yulia”:
We treat many mighty warrior here in Putin sponsored Chicago Fight Labs, and do so on raw diet of potato vodka, Rocky IV training montages and milky syringe supplements like our country does in the Olympics, which is why we so successful and our success is why Mother Russia is banned. But I have issue, as our supplements were all taken by one trainee and now they thinks they are Red Guardian.
It was in that moment at the left side of the room, a figure came charging out of a door with a picture of Ivan Drago on it, crashing through and falling flat on their face as their wig fell off. They clumsily pulled themselves up, cursing under their breath as they reattached the wig. It was very clear that this was Bebe LeBeau, Leia’s little sister who was also MWE’s resident photographer and one of the camera crew. But her outfit was what was most eye catching, as she was wearing an exact replica of Echo’s ring gear.
“Echo”:
Aha! I have taken all of your supplements, Russki McFluskie! You didn’t even notice me stealing them away, not like anyone notices or pays attention to what I do anyway! Isn’t that right, Mr. Moretti?
As the camera turned, there was a figure reclining sofa with his back to the camera. They were on a mobile phone, oblivious to what was going on behind them, talking to whoever was on the other line.
“Vincent Moretti”:
Hey, Elsa. It’s me! Vinnie Ret! I was just wondering, are you straight yet?
The camera cut back to “Yulia” and “Echo”, the latter now seemingly wearing gigantic toy Incredible Hulk hands, and she was smashing them upon the table.
“Echo”:
I get away with everything, ‘cause I’m MWE’s resident piss break, cause all I do is swear, stamp on people generically and sweat profusely. Look at me sweat! Look at the sweat I will tweet for minimal likes!
The big bear then walked over, pouring a bucket of water over Echo’s head completely soaking
“Echo”:
Oh fuckity fuck, that is really cold!
The bear then poured another bucket over Echo, the water dripping off of them as they shivered. Echo banged their toy fists on the table, which made a “Hulk Smash” sound effect.
“Echo”:
Damn it, that is enough water.
She shivered again as the bear walked off out of sight, the audience laughing and applauding.
“Echo”:
See my all powerful, super stinky bish sweat! This is what I do! This is what I live for! Why should I listen to you, with your Ivan Drago training montages? I came here to be angry and sweat. Why would I want to train to be an athlete and a better person? I just want to sweat and be irrelevant and--
At this point, the bear came marching back with another bucket, emptying the contents all over Echo. This time it was clearly ice water, cubes tumbling down over her body. Their wig had fallen off at this point, and they stood there a frozen wreck.
“Echo”:
There. Are. Ice. Cubes. In. My. Butt!
Echo screamed out, fake Yulia unable to halt her laughter and neither could the bear. As the camera panned over to “Vinnie”, he could be heard speaking on the phone again.
“Vincent Moretti”:
Hey, Seth Iser! Yes I know you are the only person I care about on this roster, and the only one I pay attention to. I was wondering, do you know if Elsa is straight yet?
As the camera panned back to Echo and Yulia, the fake Echo stood there frozen to the spot, not quite sure what to say. They were dripping wet, a few ice cubes still resting on their head, as they stared at fake Yulia.
“Echo”:
I don’t know what else to say. I’ve only ever heard her say a maximum of three lines in any given television segment.
Fake Yulia then stood forward, losing her ridiculous Russian accent, and speaking clearly.
”Yulia”:
You know, you should have listened to Yulia.
“Echo”:
Psst. You’re Yule Log, remember?
The bear then turned up with another bucket of ice water for Echo, causing her to screech out due to the intense cold she was feeling.
”Yulia”:
You should have listened, because she was clearly the only one who seemed to care about your well being, and your career. Because the way you are going, you are just going to piss off the wrong person with your antics, and you are going to get put down.
Fake Yulia then pulled off her wig, revealing Leia LeBeau to the audience, the most obvious reveal of them all, but the applause they gave was monumental. Fake Echo then grimaced, hugging themselves tightly as they clenched their eyes shut.
Leia LeBeau:
And you have pissed off the wrong person.
Leia then suddenly scooped up fake Echo, and ran over carrying her, delivering a devastating Sit Out Powerbomb through a table. The bear then ran over, pointing and laughing at the downed Echo, as they pulled off their bear mask to reveal Donovan Keane beneath the disguise.
Donovan Keane:
Barista Bomb, bish!
He exclaimed, fake Echo (clearly Bebe LeBeau) rolling out in pain in the ruins of the table.
“Echo”:
OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE SOFT, FLUFFY CUSHIONS UNDERNEATH THIS! WHERE ARE THE SOFT, FLUFFY CUSHIONS?!
The camera then cut back over to The Show and her man, Donnie with an arm around his leading lady, and Leia resting a head on his shoulder.
Leia LeBeau:
You may think that you are all big and clever, Echo. You probably think you are indestructible. But let me The Show tell you this, you are not and I am going to prove it.
Leia took a step forward, looking more sure of herself and more determined than ever before, as Bebe could be heard whining about the lack of cushions in the background.
Leia LeBeau:
I am much more than the clueless Showgirl that debuted in the business a year and a half ago. I am now the longest reigning Junior Heavyweight Champion in the history of MWE. And I fought to earn this title, and I have fought to keep it. I’m not just a pretty face, and I am certainly not your punching bag, or here to be used as a statement to your former coaches. I am a champion. And I am going to show you exactly what champions do, especially to bullies.
Leia LeBeau:
This was supposed to be a celebration of my title achievements. But instead, The Show decided to put on a Show, and show you how it’s done. I am also using this opportunity to set things right, and prove to you that you have made a fatal mistake.
Leia LeBeau:
15th of May, Wells Fargo Center, Hic Sunt Leones. I am issuing you with a challenge. Leia LeBeau, versus Echo. Junior Heavyweight Championship on the line. And I will say this, you may be best trying to patch things up with your past advisors. Because if you ask them, they will know with what The Show has planned, you’d be better off tucking your tail and forgetting all about this. Because I am The Show, and this is my place. And you really don’t know what is coming for you.
Leia and Donnie then walked off stage, the audience applauding as the credits began to roll. As they did though, the shot zoomed in on Bebe LeBeau, still laying down in agony amongst the broken table. Fake Vincent walked past her as Bebe outstretched her hand, asking for help.
“Vincent Moretti”:
Hey, Bebe! Do you know if Elsa is straight yet?
He asked, as Bebe rolled her eyes and began to crawl away, the audience giving one last bout of applause before fading away.